for sale

Yo 2wheel'n Baddasses'!! Do you feel like there's
a raging beast trapped inside you?
There's only one way to remedy that ... 

Whether you're skooting a CHOPPER, BOBBER, HARLEY, HONDA, KAWASAKI, BSA,TRIUMPH, YAMAHA, MOPED, or a LAWNMOWER ...

This slick bee'ach will get you 'round like a bigblown hardness, transport you and your bazooka through the braindead apocalypse, and give you a new platform for screaming down the dragway with the wind ripping thru your clothes screaming, "I'M HERE!" while tearing up the roadway.

Why am I selling it? Well, taking a dirt-nap sucks, and I'm way too gnarly a dude
to straddle a bad-saddle like this. I see a ramp ... I'm gonna hit that crazy sucka
at 400 mph, and back-flip twice over the Mississippi!!

Looking for a little MaGamBa?? ...Then this chick magnet
is a dream come true for sweet lovin ChickenLips!! ...
sportster seat, not cheap, but nice as hell, let me know